so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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