Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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