Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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