did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
