small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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