we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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