She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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