Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Couch. On fire.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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