Don't make out with my wife yet
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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