I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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