Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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