Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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