: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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