i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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