The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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