you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Sorry my hands just texted you
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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