Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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