How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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