i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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