Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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