she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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