No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Even my vagina gasped.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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