Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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