Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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