Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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