why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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