Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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