That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Randomize
