She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
