I CAN MOONWALK!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize