I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm at about main and main street
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Randomize