guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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