Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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