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Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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