He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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