Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I understand Curling. That high.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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