I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
is it fun? or sober?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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