And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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