Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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