I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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