these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Randomize
