if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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