I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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