Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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