it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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