belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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