you would pick up someone in the library
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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