at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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