How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
farters have to be the big spoon...
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Just high enough for therapy.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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