How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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