she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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