hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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