Just cropdusted the office
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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