my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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